Della’s Talking Blog

Dear Maggie! She’s always trying to get me “back to what I was”.  Thing is ….it can’t happen unless they can figure out how to replace my eyes.   But I give her credit,  she just LOVES finding things for me to do.   She knows I don’t like the “talking books”.  I would rather sit back and wrap a blanket around me with a good can of ‘Diet Coke’ and read.  She loves having things read to her, where I would rather let my mind do the imagining. Any way…she found some books she thought just might interest me:

Fanny Hill,  A Night In A Moorish Harlem, and…. The Kama Sutra. Yeah, Maggie knows me.
Now that last one is a riot.  As you might know, the Kama Sutra is the marriage manual of love in India where honeymooners go to errr learn different “positions”  to keep love alive in their marriage.

Right.  Sure.  It was the first “TWISTER”  game invented over a thousand years ago.

Male right hand on female left hip.  Female right leg over male’s right shoulder, bend in half and ….

Well Maggie SHOULD have known she was opening a can of funny worms.  I started to sing at work to the tune of the “Hokey Pokey”.

Put the right boob in

take the right boob out

Put them both together and shake them all about

Do the Kama Sutra and bend yourself in half.

That’s what it’s all about!

Well i don’t know WHY she was blushing redder then a beet and coughing.  Guess it had to do with the client standing next to her.  Some how the Archbishop of Boston was not in a frisky mood.

Well,  SHE started it !!