Jan
Lentil Soup?
Did I just hear that right? There’s an entry on Maggie’s blog for lentil soup? I just listened to the recipe. Is she out of her mind? Cut onions and garlic? Cook for 45 minutes? Oh my goodness, no! My dearest Maggie, here’s how you make lentil soup:
1. Go to food cabinet.
2. Open door, being careful not to smash yourself in the face.
3. Feel or count the cans until you get to the “L” section or the “S” section. (”lentil” or “soup.” It’s up to you where it is - hey, it’s your cabinet).
4. Pull out a can of Progresso Lentil Soup.
5. Take it to the counter and get a can opener. THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Now open can and dump into microwaveable bowl.
6. Place in microwave and hit button.
7. While waiting, get out ‘Diet Coke’ and crackers. Place on table.
8. Hear beeps and open microwave. Get pot holders.
9. Put the bowl on the table and your butt on the chair.
10. EAT !!!
11. Burp (damn ‘Diet Coke’) and then put empty bowl on floor so dogs can lick it clean.
See what I mean? Easy.
